Things Found

O.H. AT AUTOZONE: TFW you leave the little plastic price tab on ur clothing and you wash said clothing. Over habitual washes that tab becomes hella stronger. After mid-quality composite plastic has been washed 10-12 times, it’s form becomes indiscernible from a toe nail clipping. You bet your bottom dollar there’s something sinister at work there.

FOUND ON SODA-STAINED PEICE OF YELLOW LEGAL PAPER: <Typed via Label Maker 11 pt Courier> But we’re back, years later, where it all began, does this mean this is the end…the end of our race? Most races do end where they begin, n0? But a life is not a race. And this is not the life. But it might be a/the lesson. Lesser men seem not to think so. <written in delicate cursive at the paper’s edge> In actuality that doo jus wish he had call her mo, now he finna get a couple burners n a anonbbq boo, sad nigga summer incomin.