Things Found

O.H. ON THE RANCH: No shittin, Tawny!? Jared Fogle, Señor Subway, first day in Sing Sing, Says to my man “l’m new at this, bully me accordingly so I can make up for lost time.” Never saw either of them again. Shame.

NATE SILVER’S LAST WORDS AS PREDICTED ViA NERO-CHAT BOT: Noise LARPing as Data, you-man-intuition has become the targeted individual. Gone the way of Gregor. Lest, death by 1000 cuts, more, 1000 deaths by an unknowable numbers of cuts. What’ve I done. !’ve been bludgeoned with so many straw men it all resembles a yellow spring wind at this point.